“I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle…”

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has lent his dulcet tones to navigation app Waze in their most recognisable ‘guise’ – that of the killing-machine-with-a-smooshy-centre, the T-101 – or quite simply, the Terminator.

As a virtual driving instructor, Arnie will be issuing you with a series of Terminator-based commands – perhaps not so useful for when you’re popping out to do the weekly food shop, but still CLEARLY VITAL at all other times.

These free-of-charge gems include:  “I need you clothes, your boots and your motorcycle… just kidding”, “I’m looking for Sarah Connor – but we can go to your destination first”, “In need of a Terminator? No problem, I will join the ride. Let’s move!” and, naturally, “You have reached your destination. Hasta la vista, baby!”

We can’t help but feel they missed a trick by not having “Come with me if you want to live” programmed for the beginning of every new journey – it would add a nice, ‘judgement day’ touch to your morning…

Arnie has hit the publicity road hard in anticipation of his upcoming return to the Terminator franchise in Terminator Genisys later this month – earlier this week he scared the sugar out of unsuspecting visitors to Madame Tussauds in Hollywood.

If you’re at all confused by this blog post, click here. And watch the trailer for the new one here. And while we’re here, we should show you the second, ‘cos it’s the best. Let’s not discuss numbers three or four.